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Diego Amozurrutia, Daniel "Dan" Parra from Gossip Girl Acapulco!Yes, there's going to be a Mexican version of Gossip Girl. Yes, it's going to be un desastre. Yes, this magnificently glorious unibrow...
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Lazaro Arbos, the Cuban native who sang and stuttered his way into the hearts of the judges on American Idol last night. That's saying a lot, because to get to Nicki Minaj's heart, he had to sing...
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This is for reader, supreme commenter and fellow gutter brain SFRB who was so dazzled with Wheel of Fortune contestant Joe that she recording him in all his glory on a potato. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she...
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The Tongue Phone from Nightmare on Elm Street! In the first Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy continues to terrorize Nancy by calling her up and licking her through the phone. Of course, Nancy's...
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Yes, the queen owner wearing a leopard robe and holding court in front of her laptop is a HSOTD. But the true HSOTD is the Chihuahua who's making that big ass dog its bitch by climbing up on top of the...
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Mikel Ruffinelli, the atomic bombshell from Los Angeles with the world's largest hips. Somebody please put an oxygen mask on Sir-Mix-A-Lot's face, because he's going to fall back and pass out at the...
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Wang Xianxiang, a 42-year-old true talent from the Chinese province of Hunan who makes fireworks by day and lifts buckets of water with his eyelids at night. I'm sure you probably didn't read any of...
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The dick-loving Australian memaw from the banned commercial for Dick Smith Foods! Australians are demanding for Dick today after a commercial for Dick Smith Food starring Dick Smith himself was thrown...
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Cindy Marlatt, the 59-year-old late-in-life fashion designer from the new season of Project Runway.Cindy was a funeral director for over 20 years, but in 2008 she decided that she needed a break from...
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The extremely hot, trouble making inmate who tries to destroy Claire Danes in Brokedown Palace! I don't know why, but every time Claire Danes' finest film Brokedown Palace (emphasis on "broke down")...
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The plastic recorder, the instrument that pretty much everybody played in school (well, in my school anyway)! When I was in the third or fourth grade, I wanted to get out of class, so I signed up for...
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The Lifetime Achievement Award that Dick Van Dyke got at the SAG Awards last night.The SAG Awards are kind of like the third wheel in the awards show threesome. The Oscars and the Golden Globes get all...
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Jinkx Monsoon, Seattle's premiere Jewish narcoleptic drag queen and Seattle's youngest MILF from season 5 of RuPaul's Drag Race! There were a few Hot Sluts on last night's season premiere of the beauty...
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Sam, the Instagram-famous cat with a natural born eyebrow situation!Now this is what Instagram is really for. Instagram isn't for posting pictures of the sushi appetizer you ordered at dinner last...
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Jessica Sanchez, a reporter from Orlando's WKMG who's in New Orleans to cover all things Super Bowl and wasn't into a drunken videobomber trying to mess with her shot. Jessica Sanchez is not the one...
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Tan Penis Island! On last night's perfect finale of 30 Rock, I was introduced to my new favorite travel destination when Jack said, "For your information, most of Tan Penis Island was destroyed in...
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Big Treasure (the groom in the crooked tie) and Little Treasure (the groom in bride drag who is killing it by wearing half of a banana clip as a tiara)!Big Treasure and Little Treasure became internet...
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The horse who can play "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on the recorder with its nose! Last week, I talked about how my advanced music teacher in elementary school told me that I couldn't blow my nose,...
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John Maucere, the ASL performance artist who stole the show from Alicia Keys and Jennifer Hudson at last night's Super Bowl!You've never truly seen pictures of amber waves of grain and purple mountain...
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Above The Top, the glamorous and beyond classy restaurant from the iconic 80s TV show It's A Living!This is for Dlisted reader David Ozanich who as a kid was so mesmerized and hypnotized by the...
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